But seriously, if you have many hours to spare, read the whole thread, it's fantastic.
I tried my hand at a couple too, and I'm putting them here mainly so that I can find them again easily in future. Read behind the cut if you want to see attempting to be witty in LOLcat verse. MasefLOLd:
i can has woodz
n elefanz teef
(S010m0n bilded u a tmpl
but monkees eated it)
jo en ur barco
i can has j00ls
i in ur tramp st34m3r
i can has tr4sh
(my chimnee iz pazted on yey)
o hai 1879I'm really feeling I ought to write some real poetry now, if only to convince myself (and the Making Light crew if I come up with something of exceptionally high quality) that I can in fact scan when I put my mind to it.
i in ur Scotland, ur friendly LOLfeline
LOL! Bridge shiny! River shiny too!
i can haz train? Choo-choo!
O NOES!!!1!! fateful day
invisible bridge! DO NOT WANT! peeps 4eva afk
invisible scansion, visible rhyme.
remembering kitteh remembers long time.
mah kitteh feetz needin support eg from buttresses
mah syllables needin work on stresses.
pastichin stanzas n stanzas n stanzas of similar stuff
o rly? no wai, srsly, STFU, enuff!